When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know
Those fries could be salted with tears
(via koala-kitten)
Ihm sexi and singal and i swing both wayz so if any1 feelin lonely dey can call meh up but i dont hand out mah goodiez 4 free,oh hell nawww! but if u sexi enuff i wil luv u lyk i luv mah self sum kfc and koolaid. also TGIF: Thank God I'm Fabulous. I luv all my nine babies and there six daddies!
Except Jayquawn, Dat broke azz nigga.
(Source: 0xymoronic, via koala-kitten)
Me in class.
| Me: | okay, gotta focus. Big test coming up. |
| Me: | ooooh, when did that poster get there? |
| Me: | ugh, split ends. |
| Me: | why is the back of your head so attractive?! |
| Me: | HOW DID YOU GET THAT ANSWER? |
| Me: | just act like you understand. |
| Me: | don't pick me, don't pick me... |
| Me: | so here's my number, so call me maybe. |
| Me: | DAMN THAT SONG IT'S SO FUCKING CATCHY. |
| Me: | it's only been fifteen minutes? |
| Me: | I hate you all. |
| Me: | someone shoot me. |
(Source: laserpistol, via meowems)
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DAYUM GURL... YALL LOOKIN MAD FIN3 TRYNA LET ME BACK DAT AZZ UP? NIGGA PLEASE |
Found this on Facebook, wuteven. O.o
(Source: ear-to-fucking-ear)
